Wie kann man
eine Stunde lang
Wurst schneiden?

Ein Dingl-Dangl
schaut am Rücken
noch blöder aus

technically,
it's still Monday

an error occurred
is literally all the detail
we provide

dark chocolate and coffee
are so dehydrating
you could breathe under water

the average postal clerk
is much unfriendlier
than a tax auditor

me driving a van
dumping it in a river
to join a British comedy show

the big file size
is offset by
the low bandwidth

how can I be nostalgic
about something
I used to hate?

caffeine
dosen't keep me
from being tired