Wednesday, April 17th 2013
Wie kann man
eine Stunde lang
Wurst schneiden?
Ein Dingl-Dangl
schaut am Rücken
noch blöder aus
Tuesday, April 16th 2013
technically,
it's still Monday
Monday, April 15th 2013
an error occurred
is literally all the detail
we provide
Thursday, April 11th 2013
dark chocolate and coffee
are so dehydrating
you could breathe under water
Monday, April 8th 2013
the average postal clerk
is much unfriendlier
than a tax auditor
me driving a van
dumping it in a river
to join a British comedy show
Sunday, April 7th 2013
the big file size
is offset by
the low bandwidth
Saturday, April 6th 2013
how can I be nostalgic
about something
I used to hate?
caffeine
dosen't keep me
from being tired