even the comments
from the audience
are on a loop

they tried really hard
to disprove the basic
law of physics

I didn't expect
to get wet when
exiting the attraction

self
fulfilling
pool

another woman died
just for a man to have
a reason to go to war

everything is wet
even the inside
of the cup

no eyes
no ears
no brain

this spam
feels like
a threat

George W. Bush
is a terrible
role model

within an inch
of testing its
waterproofness