if you exercise less
you have more time
to eat

screw
the
crate

mornings
are not
for sleeping

against expectations
it arrived
undamaged

laziness
was the right
decision

two strange stories
set in the 80s
simultaneous is confusing

Pekingente vom Kalb
in einer Frühlingsrolle
als Fischsuppe

I hope
they don't drop
onto us

thanks Earl
for making me
laugh the whole time

who would have thought
the headphone batteries
are actually empty