Thursday, May 09, 2019
they should
height coordinate
their furniture
Tuesday, April 30, 2019
if the movie were as confusing
as these spoilers are
it might actually be good
Thursday, April 25, 2019
your vocabulary
is way
too small
Monday, April 22, 2019
straws were invented
to help hide
dirty throats
Monday, April 15, 2019
don't be alarmed
by the pain
everything is fine
Wednesday, April 10, 2019
I'm sorry
I turned on
the sprinkler
Wednesday, April 03, 2019
I think I preder
toothache to
earache
Monday, April 01, 2019
a decades old joke
is still part of my
active vocabulary
Thursday, March 28, 2019
Unwillen
kennt keine
Grenzen
Tuesday, March 26, 2019
for the same price
you can get it
extra small