how likely is it
that hell freezes over
twice in one day

and thus
my personal soap opera
comes to an end

he lacks
any regard
for elegance

finally
a sign
of life

still busy
singing
la la la

like an infestation
slowly spreading
across our house

I guess
I'm in
Leicestershire now

Saturday
is the new
Friday

this is
its one chance
for redemption

I'm glad
my notebook
isn't lighter