there's
a German word
for that

did my fingers
get shorter
overnight?

Swedes
are bad
American Psychos

Monday to Thursday:
that's five to seven
working days

the package will
arrive in two places
on the same day

nothing
ever
works

he is the obstacle
that cannot
be removed

there are too few
connector types
or too many pinouts

usability
makes no sense
to me

black leather gloves:
the surest sign
of a physician