Danish bikes are
not as bad as Dutch
but they're close

the wasp drove
them away and
earned the drink

der Hasenmäher
ist in
seinem Schloss

fairytales
make even less sense
when summarized

you're so fucking smart
and everybody else
is so fucking dumb

obviously
we are not
Danish

nowhere
is safe from
the French

the beach
lady bugs go
to get buried

Baltic Sea in August
Is warmer than
Atlantic in March