Western Haikus
Wednesday, November 5th 2025

a bear playing the flute
and a bunch of turkeys
running a haunted house

Asuguo

these noodles
can hide inside
themselves

Dillo Fenderson

Tuesday, November 4th 2025

if you swim in there
you don’t need a lifeguard
to save you

Asuguo

Monday, November 3rd 2025

this road makes it
easy to believe
that i’m the last living person

Asuguo

i’m not
smart enough
to lose money

Asuguo

Sunday, November 2nd 2025

spiders on the rear view mirror
are as close
as they appear

Asuguo

make paying parking fees
a major problem
and call it progress

Asuguo

Saturday, November 1st 2025

i’m not sure
i can eat anything
ever again

Asuguo

putting eternit panels together
and placing an engine inside
must have started as a drunken idea

Asuguo

for the rampage riders
this trail
is probably a smooth road

Asuguo