thinking about a clever haiku
while the blood
is dripping down my leg

Asuguo

proud
to be an
asshole

Dillo Fenderson

london cab drivers
are a special
kind of crazy

Asuguo

unexpectedly
a real
challenge

Dillo Fenderson

annoying the hell
out of someone
only gets you killed

Asuguo

getting home
accident free was nothing
short of pure luck

Asuguo

triathlon
isn't
my thing

Asuguo

i do the same thing
over and over again
and expect a different outcome

Asuguo

und die haben mir
mein feldbett
am eingang abgenommen

Asuguo

destroying the road
to keep me from jaywalking
is rather extreme

Dillo Fenderson