the lawn sprinkler
is keeping her
indoors

Dillo Fenderson

with the right job
life is
utterly pointless

Asuguo

why are we looking
all over for you when
you were here all along

Dillo Fenderson

done
with this
month

Dillo Fenderson

conclusion after tailwind so strong
i didn't have to pedal much:
e-biking is no biking

Asuguo

after years they
finally found a route
that's half as long

Dillo Fenderson

climbing, gymnastics and
the cat are the three
major threats to my hands

Asuguo

I wonder how long
she will stay
this time

Dillo Fenderson

my superpower:
I'm invisible
to automatic doors

Dillo Fenderson

why doesn't she
pick up one of
the dozen rifles

Dillo Fenderson