Wednesday, August 3rd 2016

friendly reminder
to myself:
don't drink tea!

Asuguo

a hot shower
is every bit as wonderful
as i remembered it

Asuguo

you can lead your bowels
to the restroom
but you can't make'em defecate

Asuguo

indoor pools on a rainy day
are as desired as a
new iPhone on launch day

Dillo Fenderson

der meiste
Regen kommt
von vorne

Dillo Fenderson

a shower that disperses
an appropriate amount
of water is a surprise

Dillo Fenderson

Tuesday, August 2nd 2016

i sometimes get the feeling
germans make up
80% of the world's population

Asuguo

stinkmorcheln
haben das zeug
zum zombiepenis

Asuguo

the last ice age
left all those stones for me
to play on them

Asuguo

some insect
always volunteers
to bite me

Asuguo