i misread the sign:
'dial-a-bride' instead of
'dial-a-ride'

Asuguo

something that's
utterly senseless
can be a lot of fun

Asuguo

my GPS has no fucking clue
where the cache is
and so do i

Asuguo

what fresh hell
will this day
bring to me?

Mrs. Bigglesworth

brainwashed by one
stupid commercial
i´m singing along

Mrs. Bigglesworth

he seriously rhymes
'happened' with
'riverboat captain'

Asuguo

i went down
to the river, and fuck
the river was cold

Asuguo

italian soccer players
shedding tears
are bodacious

Mrs. Bigglesworth

the only difference
to batch processing
is the lack of punch cards

Dillo Fenderson

buying new
underwear
pisses me off!

Mrs. Bigglesworth