ein vulkan
bringt uns
die eiszeit

Mrs. Bigglesworth

there is no greater
pain in the ass, than
a male feline pet

Asuguo

is holding potatoes
really the biggest help
she's capable of?

Dillo Fenderson

listerien
sind
intelligent

Mrs. Bigglesworth

in echt wirkt er
weniger echt als
auf seinem bild

Asuguo

i presume that
all the geese
will love me

Mrs. Bigglesworth

I'm really tempted
to lie down beside my sandals
and see who rots first

Dillo Fenderson

and the horror
starts again
at 5:00 am!

Mrs. Bigglesworth

drinking cold water
while pissing makes you
an instantaneous water heater

Asuguo

today I met
the Austrian minister
of silly jogging

Dillo Fenderson