act first
think later
apologize profusely

even a badass
can be boring
if nothing happens

you can rely on
the weather forecast
being wrong

both toilets
are for people
with hat and coat

the mixer
brutally attacked
my eye

I finally understand
the problem
with the free bottle

celebrating
the return
to health

bad reception
no reception
low battery

I've met
the lizards
of skating

let's build
the airport
inside a cave