my kids
turned popcorn
into cop porn

mayonese:
the secret ingredient
of Italian washing powder

power outlets
are the most expensive parts
of a hotel room

ach, zwei Seelen wohnen in meiner Brust
der einen ist schon schlecht,
die andre ist noch hungrig

the mouth:
a man's
third hand

hotel security:
I need a room key
gladly, which room

eco suggestion:
keep the air conditioner
turned off

Italy joins Britain and America
in missing important
everyday inventions

lack of connectivity
misinterpreted as
end of vacation

100% anni 80
is a warning required
by the health administration