Wiz, 2014
Monday, June 23rd 2014

log in, just to say
"don't send me email"
and get a "welcome back" email

Wiz

Tuesday, May 27th 2014

Ich weiß, ich hüpfe
wirklich sehr schön durch Reifen --
aber ihr zahlt nicht dafür.

Wiz

Wednesday, May 21st 2014

Rinn, Nase,
rinne-rinne-rinn,
rinn, Nase, rinn.

Wiz

Terseness is
not a quality
in explanations.

Wiz

Wednesday, May 7th 2014

Random words
make random sentences
not easier to understand, but also not harder.

Wiz

Tuesday, April 29th 2014

Chinesische
Genmanipulierte Zuchthaus
H-Halbmilch

Wiz

Tuesday, March 11th 2014

No keyboard detected.
Press F1
to run setup.

Wiz

Thursday, February 20th 2014

Unfähigkeit trifft
"Digital Rights Management" im
Inkompetopierschutz.

Wiz

Monday, February 17th 2014

For security,
you can't use your credit card
for paying for stuff.

Wiz

Sunday, February 9th 2014

Katzen und Schafe
sind gleich:
Kommen, lassen sich streicheln, und gehen.

Wiz