it tastes twice as good
when eaten
from the floor

two nice men
helped me
steal my bike

the smartest thing
to do is the least
i wanna do

Zombies exist.
I should know,
I am one.

my memory is so bad
I'm not even sure wether
I forgot some haikus

crickets are
the arch enemies
of the beaver

his extreme consideration
for careless people
almost killed me

the hunger
that can be shushed away
is not the real hunger

two mothers
definitely are
too many

i'm here
but i haven't
come back at all