drinking cold water
while pissing makes you
an instantaneous water heater

today I met
the Austrian minister
of silly jogging

now I'm
thoroughly
frustrated

auf gedeih und
verderb will sie
meine aura lesen!

not going to work
is more work
than working itself

if I didn't know better
I would have thought
it was a brothel

even last night's weird dream
was no match for the
jellyfish faced man

if i don´t do
this, somebody
else will

yes,
i am
deleted

breakup
on the
core!