Sunday, April 11th 2010
drinking cold water
while pissing makes you
an instantaneous water heater
Saturday, April 10th 2010
today I met
the Austrian minister
of silly jogging
Friday, April 9th 2010
now I'm
thoroughly
frustrated
auf gedeih und
verderb will sie
meine aura lesen!
not going to work
is more work
than working itself
Thursday, April 8th 2010
if I didn't know better
I would have thought
it was a brothel
Tuesday, April 6th 2010
even last night's weird dream
was no match for the
jellyfish faced man
if i donĀ“t do
this, somebody
else will
Sunday, April 4th 2010
yes,
i am
deleted
breakup
on the
core!