Tuesday, April 13th 2010
i presume that
all the geese
will love me
Monday, April 12th 2010
I'm really tempted
to lie down beside my sandals
and see who rots first
and the horror
starts again
at 5:00 am!
Sunday, April 11th 2010
drinking cold water
while pissing makes you
an instantaneous water heater
Saturday, April 10th 2010
today I met
the Austrian minister
of silly jogging
Friday, April 9th 2010
now I'm
thoroughly
frustrated
auf gedeih und
verderb will sie
meine aura lesen!
not going to work
is more work
than working itself
Thursday, April 8th 2010
if I didn't know better
I would have thought
it was a brothel
Tuesday, April 6th 2010
even last night's weird dream
was no match for the
jellyfish faced man