desperation
breeds
stupidity

manche dinge die man nicht
weiss, muss man auch
wirklich nicht wissen!

Morbidly obesed,
old people
constantly eating

the ringing phone
means that we'll be
an hour late

the iPhone
can autocomplete
Kirchenaustritt

high rope courses
are the perfect demonstration
of Murphy's law

a rock
would overtake
this cat

he ain't lazy at all,
he moves from sleeping
place to sleeping place

I don't want to live
in an episode of
the Gilmore Boys

finally it's time
to assign my
priorities right