Friday, May 17th 2013
like a flying fish
except he breathes
when above water
i never wanted a
superpower, especially
not invisibility
Thursday, May 16th 2013
try to remember everyone
you shook hands and
didn't become friends with
Monday, May 13th 2013
said he hit
attacking dog
in the mouth
depending on the
perspective he looks either
depressed or insane
food products,
TV shows
and now comics
in a hostile world
most of them wouldn't reach
reproductive age
Sunday, May 12th 2013
some people
live their
t-shirt slogans
Saturday, May 11th 2013
some people
shouldn't make fun
of goldfish
Friday, May 10th 2013
persistent annoyance
is my
cat's specialty