pre-holiday
war zone
supermarket

Asuguo

i ain't dumb and i ain't blind
but that doesn't mean
i can't drive a car sometimes

Asuguo

a thousand ways
and most of the time
none of them work

Dillo Fenderson

later this year
is hard to believe
on December 30th

Dillo Fenderson

alle mir nach,
ich folge
euch!

Mrs. Bigglesworth

after years of penetrating the
wrong hole the child was conceived
through wrong ass-wipe technique

Asuguo

all of December
only has
seven work days

Dillo Fenderson

the nose strongly
disagrees with the
consumption of kale

Asuguo

every day
begins with
a sunrise

Dillo Fenderson

my thumb is so cold
it hurts
when i shift gears

Asuguo