Tuesday, March 31st 2015
it's done,
but I'm afraid
to try it
Sunday, March 29th 2015
Sag das nicht!
Sonst muss
Siri weinen.
egal wie lange
man wartet,
die Katze wartet länger
loosing an hour
in the bathroom
is believable
even scarier than
their disregard for privacy
is their incompetence
Saturday, March 28th 2015
i survived
the
opens
Ich ersuche Sie hoeflichst
in der Warteschlange
die Fresse zu halten!
that a tornado
will hit in four days
is not important
Friday, March 27th 2015
two old men
complaining that
software isn't perfect
ice 9 invented
but so far
world didn't end