Wednesday, May 24, 2017
100% of people operating cars
know how to honk, but only 40%
know how to use a turn signal
nach einem unfassbaren start mit 8 km/h
erreichen sie nach 500m
ihre höchstgeschwindigkeit von 14 km/h
more sleep
only makes you
more tired
Monday, May 22, 2017
Another
Raisin
Condition
stupid comedians
trying to kill each other
keeping me awake
Sunday, May 21, 2017
that's what you get
for watering
the garden
Saturday, May 20, 2017
if you believe
it's summer
you'll be cold
Friday, May 19, 2017
the wind is
working hard on keeping
me awake
Thursday, May 18, 2017
summa is
waunn da kolonjaküwi
bis in 2. stock stinkt
Monday, May 15, 2017
i can only do as much as
warn them, not reading
'american gods' is up to them