the immediate effects
of global warming
are pretty awsome

not boarding the plane
is actually less
work than boarding it

i used to drive spiders
now i am
carrying frogs around

driving past a prison
i am expecting
zombies at the fence

using earplugs
against
mosquitoes

why do bugs
only happen
in production

a back seat full of
clothes hangars goes perfectly
with a series of hats

one night
and i am starting
back at zero

it smells of
eucalyptus and
frog manure

maintaining a normal
temperature is a
challenge in many countries