hitting a pedestrian
doesn't count
unless you run him over

the cat pulled himself
into the shower, with effort,
lacking any grace

no matter how much pressure
i put on the front tire
the icy surface stays scary

with Google translate
no one
is a muggle

this salt makes
water freeze at
2 degrees Celsius

no matter how kind
you are german
children are kinder

there are many problems
for which the reason could be
that something is wrong

well, now
my butt
is frozen

it's ok
you should be
scared of me

it's hard to meditate
when the cat keeps
bumping into you