Friday, October 20, 2017
the
internet
lies?
Thursday, October 19, 2017
for the spanish
i look french, for the rest
of the world irish
Wednesday, October 18, 2017
if a drop falls down
the
umbrellas come out
Tuesday, October 17, 2017
bekommt ausser mir
noch jemand eine blase
vom barfuß laufen?
i have
a short and a long
side
the distance between
two stationary objects
fluctuates over time
Monday, October 16, 2017
the most common answer
to 'hablas ingles' is
'no' and a wry smile
Einem geschenkten Gutschein
schaut man nicht
auf das Adressschild.
Sunday, October 15, 2017
the next hot thing
after the man bun
is the dog bun