I don't understand
why water parks
have outdoor areas

i smushed
a mouse
with a bed

the headlines
should be from an
improbable timeline

people on race bikes
obviously
just get wet

steering my raft
past the whales
i safely reach the shore

europe in summer
are
stinging nettles

i expect a mouse
to walk through the room
any second now

the ladder to heaven
you have
to climb alone

zwei korneuburger
sind bereits
eine stau-simualtion

why had no one ever told them
that annoying people doesn't necessarily
add a few extra hours to their life span?