sleeping directly
in front of
a door

our fridge shrunk
and moved to
another room

early morning flies
are
the worst

social distancing
doesn't help
against allergies

sometimes
even big corporations
can learn

the only thing improved
by appending two exclamation marks
is the level of rudeness

the series
died
with her

my timing
was
impeccable

mission: in the short time given
go out and annoy
as many creatures as possible

no notice, no experience
absolutely nothing could have
prepared them for that