AirPods
are like
TI calculators

this user
I could
do without

UPS
is the new
GLS

that stupid human
still can't
turn off the rain

I'm not Russian
you don't have
to confuse me

our cat is so thin
she can walk
between the rain drops

if he understands it
you can be sure
it was not a joke

I made
this bug
on purpose

Apple:
it just
doesn't work

is anyone left
who will
actually come?