there was
exactly one
dry spot

Dillo Fenderson

my kids
turned popcorn
into cop porn

Dillo Fenderson

mayonese:
the secret ingredient
of Italian washing powder

Dillo Fenderson

power outlets
are the most expensive parts
of a hotel room

Dillo Fenderson

nowadays everyday
is one of
'these' days

Mrs. Bigglesworth

ach, zwei Seelen wohnen in meiner Brust
der einen ist schon schlecht,
die andre ist noch hungrig

Dillo Fenderson

how difficult could
it actually be
to miss a plane?

Asuguo

All that
grows is
desillusion

Mrs. Bigglesworth

one more
plastic barbie shoe
an i'll go berserk

Mrs. Bigglesworth

ich werde noch wahnsinnig.
was ich nach genauere überlegung
gar nicht will.

Asuguo