train crash:
economy of scale
at work

big business software
everyone using it long
is made stupid by it

Google never thought
someone could get 10,000
followers on Google+

if my monthly payment was zero
and now it's been lowered,
how much do I get?

greeting
the same person twice
can be quite a shock

instead of Friday
now everything
happens on Tuesdays

whatever I do
all I get
is being yelled at

he needs two forks
to eat both cakes
with his fingers

Willkommen
im Klub der
alten Säcke

there are no cats
but that doesn't mean
I get to sleep