is staying up late
and complaining about everything
related somehow?

my feeling of dread
walking down the stairs
was well founded

shouldn't
the headline
match the article?

our IT company
finally arrived
in the 21st century

she wouldn't do
rather than complian
if her life depended on it

das Glück
ist mir
doof

Nichts in der Geisterbahn
kann so schrecklich sein
wie die Begleitperson am Ausgang

it's pretty hard
to feed the bottom
of the pecking order

the lonely time
of two bars
is over again

Cornetto
when the whole world
is out to get you