the mobile phone
universally makes it okay
to be late

stupidity
only hurts those
who aren't stupid

time was invented to prevent
everything from happening at once
don't undo that

everything that can explode
will explode
everything can explode

smoking outside
in that weather
takes dedication

there are
a dozen ways
that don't work

unexpectedly,
January
is over

after three hours
the ten minutes maintenance
is still ongoing

die Krönung ist
in der Tür stehen bleiben
und eine Tschick anzünden

divorce destroyed
a perfect
opportunity