you haven't seen the whole
beauty of the human physique
if you haven't been to the beach

this ocean is so much more
efficient in getting sand into my hair
than me getting it out again

why must everything end?
and not just the
fucked up things, like work

i've been running
on the beach, but only
cuz the sand was hot

free wifi
only for children
under twelve

so many
plastic surgeries gone
awfully wrong

acting totally dumb
is a marvellous
time saver and fun

the driving dead
on cruise control
are way too spooky

earbuds entangled
are unsuitable for
one handed operation

up on the hill i decided
it might be unwise to proceed
before i hiked on