the iOS keyboard
doesn't know
the umlaut f

thanks to god's
i've got someone
who understands

the disabled toilet
is out of order
duh, it's disabled

hot coconut milk chocolate
tastes disturbingly
strange

saved by
the
closing remarks

i pressed
the
green button

neu
hoch
punkte

since the survival rate of everyone
eventually drops to zero, i won't be
around when the app finally opens

not one
obesed person
in a week

sogar das
wifi ist
halal