taking possible multiple choice
answers as scientific facts
is more than a little odd

when the film stopped
i waited in vain
for the apes to enter

bike in the rain
or take the subway
in fine weather?

why do i have to pay for
car upgrades in a world
overrun by zombies?

wasting my time
with something i like to do
isn't wasting time

apps join the ranks
of convenience food
and TV shows

where's the sign
that says
talk to me?

i took me an hour to build
a spider's web, destroying
one is a matter of seconds

counting
a spider's legs
with his finger

unfortunately my sarcasm is
as wasted as his running
his fist through glass