were i born on another
continent, i'd probably never
have known i'm allergic

Katzen sind
die modernen
Wegelagerer

scenes from 'the walking dead'
are everywhere, even
in the first row at rock concerts

I have met
the first teddy
with a drinking problem

i have a flock of birds
inside my ears
and they won't shut up

2,312,474
Nigerian princes
get rich every second

no feature updates
in the next two years
that's your plan?

unable to fall asleep
at night. harder still to
get up in the mornings

mosquito on the wall -
my mind runs wild on scenarios
on how to kill it

creating problems
while trying to fix
the symptoms