\"grains, grains, grains!\"
the chorus of
vegetarian zombies

my car can
easily be seen
from space

i awoke
to the sound
of rain

i would have a few
complaints regarding
to the intelligent designer

pets are an extreme form
of self-punishment.
or maybe it's just my pet?

vom klo aus
gehört, klingt alles
viel schlimmer

i changed my route
in order
to stay alive

if my monthly payment was zero
and now it's been lowered,
how much do I get?

greeting
the same person twice
can be quite a shock

instead of Friday
now everything
happens on Tuesdays