the bike saves me
800 euros and 5 days
a year

literally
with the
last bullet

squeaky
eye
syndrome

everyone in the sound-alike
family also
looks-alike

nothing is safe
from Star Wars
retheming

I couldn't even think of
an excuse before she
made an exception

the 'those are your winter
shoes?' traffic light
boogie dance show

'schätzomativ'
ist kein
terminus technicus

since I can't
demand to help you
I simply won't

positiver als
völlig negativ
wird es nicht mehr