after dining
late night
hair washing

This ruin my
nights and
burn my days

most of the time you can
counteract, the other times
just enjoy the slow motion

und wieder fällt der
Wallen-Dienstag
auf einen Samstag

der umgefallene
Keine-Ahnung-
Unfugknopf

i whipped my butt,
accidently,
but repeatedly

Recieving a massage and
texting to the nanny -for some
that's multitasking on expert level

I didn't think
it would be possible
to miss supertrain

finding gonorrhea
is his personal
50 shades of grey

I need a bigger phone
that doesn't fit through
the hole in my back pocket