bears are
usually
barefoot

in this cold
i'm my own
steam vent

the creek tells a story
in a tongue
i don't understand

six is
the new
normal

when you investigate
the weird is it weird
if everything is weird?

surprisingly
we haven't found a way
to destroy the sun

i'm glad to see
everybody is as
confused as me

denying evolution
while god's creations
get wasted on meth

my pretzels are frozen
sounds more sexual
than it's actually meant