Saturday, January 19th 2019
shaking the car hard enough
will make the ice
fall off, eventually
Friday, January 18th 2019
men might stay with women
but women are never
allowed to stay with men
Thursday, January 17th 2019
who would have thought
that the devil
has white fur
Wednesday, January 16th 2019
motion is a
bad substitute
for temperature
you can either
play to win or
to just finish
Tuesday, January 15th 2019
the worst case scenario
would be
a flea with balls
Monday, January 14th 2019
the subway
won’t take her
to outer space
Sunday, January 6th 2019
i think this song
makes me angry in more ways
than i thought possible
the crossbow will
shoot you to the
top of the page
Thursday, January 3rd 2019
all that time i thought
whom i might impress with this
but came up with nobody