who would have thought
that the devil
has white fur

motion is a
bad substitute
for temperature

you can either
play to win or
to just finish

the worst case scenario
would be
a flea with balls

the subway
won’t take her
to outer space

i think this song
makes me angry in more ways
than i thought possible

the crossbow will
shoot you to the
top of the page

all that time i thought
whom i might impress with this
but came up with nobody

the wind blew so hard
against my front door that i for a second
thought i had locked it

pouring sparkling wine out the window
has the potential
to become a new years tradition