I checked twice:
today is neither April
nor the first

positivity
displayed
in windows

i'm
vasaline
blind

Spring
is
coming

I suspect
our cat
is a vampire

take
the
train!

i spend
too much time
inside his mouth

I'll miss having
a good reason
to avoid people

i
am
mr. bean

her phone is big enough
that she can use the ten finger system
when typing messages