i have to think of myself
as a viking
not harry potter

catching birds
seems to be
exhausting

there is nothing in computer science
that can't be solved with
another layer of version control

success and accident
have the same
number of Xs

I never
get further than
america

ein fleisch gewordenes
standard
kommentar

the most likely place
to catch a tick
is in the bed

Einkaufen
ist wie
Radfahren

I wasn't riding in the rain
too long, cuz it started
hailing after a few minutes

higher quality of service
makes it
less reliable