coffee
killed my
computer

putting dracula
inside a washing machine
might alter his appearance

death airlines
would hire them immediately
as flight attendants

chat
et
lait

there has
to be more than
one napoleon

i’ve to postpone
my killing spree
with a pen

it is
endless winter
here

walking in the snow
definitely beats
dancing in the rain

you-
do-
doll

he came
straight out of hell
without a detour