there are horse eater
and sheep eater
districts

it’s always wrong
to judge the waterfalls
from a distance

the fire alarm
sucks
as a wake up call

with a higher hairdo
he would scrape
on the ceiling

the architecture
is inspired
by prison blocks

is the chair telling me
that it is too old
or that I'm too heavy

the new variety
of angry birds
is absolutely next level

you can‘t read it
cuz it‘s in arabic
but it‘s proof

I can no longer
say that I was
never there

opening hours
are the
toughest monster