Monday, July 14th 2014
bad memories
of Elite's
autopilot
the queen of screams
isn't even on the ride
and screams on the way up
Italians
don't understand
volume controls
with enough weather reports,
the only weather not listed
must be the correct one
Sunday, July 13th 2014
the worst reponse
to customer complaint:
perfect!
it either rains or the garden is
alive with mosquitoes.
some mosquitoes even fly during rain
both my remaining
countdowns
are online
Saturday, July 12th 2014
I was immune to rain
until I was
under a roof
Friday, July 11th 2014
these
tract
ions
there was
exactly one
dry spot